Ode to Tampons
2003-09-29 7:44 p.m.
Hello lambs
How are all of you? I'm pretty good. Just updating here and there and talking to Cassie and Sam. But yes, as Cassie and I were speaking, she and I decided that I should write an entry about tampons. So, here it goes.
Tampons are wonderful wonderful things. They have many uses besides the norm of things. Take Chris' main use of tampons. He tends to use them as a make-shift Q-tip. :D But while not everyone is as silly as that boy, here are some other cool ones.
A stopper for when you put drops in your ears.
A nifty writing utensil (if you stuck an ink thingy in it..yum!)
The applicator could be used for a make-shift bong..
To clean up spills..like..kool aid!
A pass to get out of class (ie. "Does this look like an emergancy to you?")
Boy repellant..unless you hang out with some of the boys I do..
Soak it in kool aid, freeze it, then have a popsicle! - Prometheus
Wet 'em and feed 'em to chickens..though that might be considered animal abuse..ah well! - PuppyWhore
Bong cleaner - slimxxxreaper
If you tie it to a key ring it could be part of your key chain.
A straw for your slurpee - cutie_pie_355
Fishing reel - slimxxxreaper
Antenna topper - slimxxxreaper
A funny Halloween costume..heeey..guess what I'm doing this year!
Helped out by the cool guys and gals who responded to our post at neonteen